i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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