It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
