Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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