i don't like sucking hair
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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