Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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