Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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