Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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