My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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