Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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