While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
