Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
do herpes really smell.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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