it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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