If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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