I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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