i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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