He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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