STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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