these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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