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(480): View more from Arizona

just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again

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(407): View more from Florida

He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5

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(509): View more from Washington

You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?

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(716): View more from New York

How ya feelin' champ?

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Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.

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