1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
