if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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