And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I forget how to act sober
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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