those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
