Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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