i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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