***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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