This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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