no, he came in my armpit
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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