We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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