should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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