these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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