She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he fucked my hip out of place.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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