Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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