Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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