he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I need water and some morals
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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