His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
this boner is exhausting
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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