you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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