Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
