I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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