Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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