I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
