Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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