Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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