Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
