these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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