32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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