Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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