why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im holly from the hills drunk
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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