awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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