You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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